I.T. Aphorisms

• Home is where you hang your @
• The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
• Some of God’s greatest gifts are unanswered mails.
• A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
• You can’t teach an old mouse new clicks.
• Great groups from little icons grow.
• Speak softly and carry a mobile.
• C:\ is the root of all directories.
• Don’t put all your hypes in one home page.
• Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
• Too many clicks spoil the browse.
• The geek shall inherit the earth.
• A chat has nine lives.
• Don’t byte off more than you can view.
• Fax is stranger than fiction.
• What boots up must come down.
• Windows will never cease.
• Virtual reality is its own reward.
• Modulation in all things.
• A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
• There’s no place like http://primalsneeze.blogspot.com/
• Know what to expect before you connect.
• Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.