Boarding Error on Flight from Germany

I hear the following yesterday. It was on the Ray D’Arcy Show so it must be true. In fact, it’s so crazy it couldn’t but be true.

Following a delay of six hours passengers were eventually allowed board a ÉireFlot (aka. Ryanair) from Germany to Ireland. The joy of being finally en route home for Christmas was to be short lived. Somehow, one passenger too many had been let board.

Despite pleas from the cabin crew this individual was not coming forward. Another delay as they cross checked the passenger list against the boarding cards and found the stowaway’s name.

Once again the cabin crew paced up and down the aisle. “Herr Ogormann, bitte. Mr. Ogormann, please”. 15 minutes later and still no-one owned up. Just as they were about to check all passports a shout came from the back of the plane:

“It’s O’Gorman yez eejits. O-fekin-Gorman”.