Tits and Arse

Ha! I knew that’d get your attention. Is there a queue to read this? With Old Knudsen at the front.

Well it’s not what you think. Well not really.

Sam, being the problem child she is, asked a question in the comments of my previous post.

“Tits and arse is all yee think about.”
What percentage of your attraction to a woman would you say was down to tits and arse, and what percentage personality? I’m not having a go - I don’t happen to believe all men are yahoos completely in thrall to their willies. I’m just interested is all. I think all we women want to know that.

Whether this is a battle of the sexes or a battle of the body parts is up to yourself. I’m just dragging it out in the open - her question may never be seen buried in comments, along with a reply from Eolaí (I’ve manually added it to this post’s comments).

For me it’s eyes. The eyes say it all. I’m not talking about deep brown ones, sparkling green ones, bright blue ones - I admit they can be like spanners and make my nuts tighten. I’m talking about reading they eyes. The spark. The life. One look into the eyes and you know if there’s interest and attraction. If there’s joy, wit, intelligence, caring. You name it. You can meet the best tits and arse genetics ever put together, but if the eyes are dead you run for your life.* Okay, an extreme example, but check out Paris Hilton’s eyes - they are soulless, lifeless, dead.

What do you think? Maybe Sam’s question can’t be answered. Maybe it’s just down to taste. The only thing we knew for sure about Henry Porter is that his name wasn’t Henry Porter. Sorry, had to throw that in - today’s Bob Dylan’s birthday.

*Well, maybe a quick shag, then run for your life.

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Eolaí’s original comment, re-entered manually by Primal Sneeze.

Sam - I have enough time that I can look back on, as objectively as I’m ever going to get.

T&A? Close to 0% Even when you talk physical attraction there is an overall package, and the face plays a significant role. But even after all that attraction, there’s nothing to be interested in if the personality isn’t there or something to attract.

And for good measure I’ve noticed that a personality can dictate how good-looking a person is. Speaking as an artist who stares at people (we’re not talking stalking, for now) I used to get into arguments with friends when I would proffer that every single face is beautiful IF looked at long enough. One of my friends would never accept this, his standard reply being, what - even Peter Beardsley?

1. Eolaí via Primal Sneeze on May 24th, 2007 at 8:27 am
Batting for the other team I guess my opinion won’t count for much. An interesting observation however is that tits and ass do resemble each other - or at least can sometimes.

Whenever I’m with my occasionally sober friend I am always amazed at all the glances she gets from passing men. 90% are staring directly at her boobs. They are really great boobs though in fairness.

2. Conortje on May 24th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
T & A? I don’t se and T & A, where is my T & A? I’ll have you up in fron the Blogger standards council for misleading post titles……I’m off to Old K’s. He always has t and a and sometimes f and a few other letters too

3. manuel on May 24th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Post a picture quick, Conorín! We have to see this/these now! Just for research purposes, you know.

You’re a C, Manuel! I’m reporting you to you-know-who. Ha! How you will suffer!

4. Primal Sneeze on May 24th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
Well of course I look at a womans figure. The figlyer the better(it’s my word I can spell it anyway I want to). I have to agree with Eolai and say it’s the whole package that is attractive, most of all a womans smile. The smile, to me, tells alot.

5. Brianf on May 25th, 2007 at 2:04 am
The thing is she also has very strong arms and I fear she might be tempted to use them in a sneak attack if I posted pictures. Just come to Holland on a fine summer’s day though cause most women sunbath topless here. The beaches are full of tits!

6. Conortje on May 25th, 2007 at 7:32 am
Velly interesting.

7. problemchildbride on May 25th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Ever get the feeling, Sam, that we are luring you into a false sense of security and that all we really are interested in is tits and arse?

8. Primal Sneeze on May 25th, 2007 at 8:03 pm