Bilingual joke #whatever

By Primal Sneeze | Aug 10, 2007

Micilín, the farmer, is walking his land in Galway when he spies a hill walker scooping water from a pool in the palm of his hand and drinking it.

Stad! Stad anois! Tá an t-uisce sin nimhiúil. Saghas baictéir atá ann, warned Micilín.

I’m sorry. I’m English. I don’t understand. Can you speak English?

I said, use both hands. It’s much quicker.

11 Comments so far
  1. MacDara August 10, 2007 9:08 am

    Fantastic I had to wipe the coffee off the screen after reading it .

  2. Grandad August 10, 2007 10:32 am

    Go han-deas ar fad!

    That is not funny.

  3. Ann August 10, 2007 11:02 am

    Excellent. Can’t wait to tell that one at work (although my accent is atrocious.) Was educational too, since I learnt a new word - nimhiúil.

  4. An Cainteoir Dóchais August 10, 2007 2:54 pm

    Nice one! ;-) But come on, a farmer from Galway wouldn’t use fancy words like nimhiúil and baictéar. He’d probably say tá cac san uisce nó rud éigin.

  5. Primal Sneeze August 10, 2007 3:07 pm

    Mac - Don’t sue me please. I’m skint.

    Grandad - Glad you did and didn’t like it.

    Ann - Tell it anyway.

    A Chainteoir - Tá cac san uisce is the way I heard it originally. I pimped it up a bit in view of the ongoing saga with the water in Galway.

  6. Eolaí August 10, 2007 6:20 pm

    I laughed so hard at Grandad’s comment.

  7. Primal Sneeze August 10, 2007 6:25 pm

    Eolaí - Me too.

  8. Medbh August 11, 2007 8:53 pm

    Heehee!
    That’s one to remember, Primal.

  9. fatmammycat August 12, 2007 10:02 pm

    Go han a mhaith ar fád!

  10. Conortje August 13, 2007 9:31 am

    hehe love it!

  11. "Sasanach" August 14, 2007 3:17 pm

    Bhal, an oíche sin bhí dhá cheann mo ghoile ag cur orm.

    Míle buíochas, a Mhicilín!

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