See what I did there? 12A - Just in case any readers have triskaidekaphobia. I don’t personally, though I do have a fear of the number 19.99. You know when you press €20 on the ATM and it laughs at you saying bugger off, you have insufficient funds. Wouldn’t you think ATM’s with all the cash they have could spare one miserable little cent?
Sam’s back. Actually she back two days but I only noticed now. For those of you new to blogland go check out The Problem Child Bride. Read her back catalogue. You won’t be disappointed. If you are not happy, Lever Brothers will give you your money back.
I can’t find any of those Lever Brothers Surf ads from the nineties with Biddy from Glenroe, but this rip-off of one of them for a programme on RTÉ is even funnier*.
Oh, and the Kav lad is back too. Well, back-ish. He has a new phone though and that’s all that really matters. Newbies are advised to check him out too. Try his Greatest Shits section first and ease yourself in.
Speaking of back - I want my dog back. He’s deserted me for the builders. He never leaves their side. The proof is below. I had a private detective follow him for days. I’ll need all the help I can get in the doggie-divorce court.
*Actually it’s not funny at all unless you are familiar with the original TV ads.
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I’m tempted to go away myself if only for the sheer drama of returning.
Conorín - I might myself. It’s like the old C&W song: How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
Man’s best friend, indeed.
I’m guessing the dog is hanging out with the builders because they are making a mess and lots of noise, both super attractive to the pooches.
Ah, cheers for that, Sneezy. But more importantly, get a lawyer immediately! Then have your PI document times and dates of all clandestine liasons - loving fondling of ears, guilty licking in the park, that sort of thing - and change the locks on the doors. Don’t let the bitch take you for all she can get! She’s sure to have a lawyer already and they’re probably slavering over your assets as we speak. Don’t let her get her cheating little paws on anything! Act now! Trust me, I’m a pseudo-Californian.
Medbh - Yes. Plus they toss the remains of their sandwiches to him.
Sam - Great minds indeed. Why just yesterday I hire the eminent firm of Dewie, Cheatem and Howe to represent me.