Client: We’ve moved to a new house and we’re having no joy trying to sell the old one. We’re thinking of renting it out. How do we go about getting tenants?
Agent: My first word of advice is, any darker than two weeks in Lanzarote and don’t touch them.
Client: Huh?
Agent: Certain African nationalities are notorious rent defaulters. Never take them as tenants.
Client: Is it okay to take them as husbands? I did.
Agent: Fuck!
Tom: Ah, there ya are Dick. Be a good man and put that docket on for me before you sit down. Me auld leg is at me today.
Harry: Jayzez, Tom, you were running in and out to the bookies like a young fella ’til now.
Tom: Well, see, that was me other leg.
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The lesson is, if you’re going to make racist remarks, make sure you know who you’re talking to!
They always assume that they can say that to you if you have white skin.
Noooooooooooooooooooooo - hilarious but bad
Is minic a bhris béal duine an margadh?
It’s good to see that the client had a sense of humour. Probably much more effective than getting annoyed with the … agent.
I was only there dropping off an envelope (white, not brown, not even Lanzarote brown) but I wish I could have stayed to hear the end, folks. For all I know, she may have only been pulling his chain. If she was, it worked, man oh man, was he flushed!
I lived in a street called Candahar up in Belfast, I got a salesman to come round to give me a double glazing quote, he said he looked at the street name and thought we’d be pakkies.
Yep he got the job HA!
Hee,hee. Very funny. I’m tempted to use that top one when I’m confronted with some gratuitous racism from someone who doesn’t know I’m living with someone two shades whiter than a vanilla ice!
Nah, the man had it all wrong - it’s the freckled who are notorious for skipping out on their rent. Them and The Godless, and those sneaky buggers the albino librarians.
Young Knudsen - Ooops! You went into to moderation there for a bit. I had to turn only previous commenters on a while back.
Anyway, yeah, I like that one.
Kit - Use it! I’m hoping for an opportunity myself.
Sam - Albino librarians are notorious for it. I never seen yer man in The Da Vinci Code pay a penny.
Hee hee. Good woman.
I thought the first one was a very good joke, so you actually witnessed this dialogue!!!!! Well why am I surprised though, racism is everywhere really.
I have heard quite a few people complain about the changing face of Ireland since I first visited last year and then again this year. Face change is not such a bad thing, I don’t think. And I still think Irish people are one of the friendliest lot I have ever met during my travels to many different countries.