Comments on: Crappenings http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/ Noli nothis permittere te terere Mon, 08 Feb 2010 06:24:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 By: Primal Sneeze http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/comment-page-1/#comment-4119 Primal Sneeze Sun, 20 Jan 2008 19:31:12 +0000 http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/#comment-4119 Grannymar - That sounds right for the artificial long-life mix (Angelita etc.). The fresh mix could easily double the output and push the margins to 600%. Some of the unscrupulous (i.e. all) could squeeze out more by adding milk and 7-up - possibly 1000%. Now if they bought the short-dates from us at £2 a pop instead of the usual £6.25 they ... well, I could go on. Bottom line: Even with the machines costing up to £14,000 it was a license to print money. A bit like taxi plates were in the same era. White girl - The voices. It was the voices that told me to. They made me do I tell you. The voices. Flirty - I'll take an Amstel on that: "Eeeeeehhhhh ... no!"<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('4119','Primal Sneeze'); return false;">Reply</a> </div> Grannymar – That sounds right for the artificial long-life mix (Angelita etc.). The fresh mix could easily double the output and push the margins to 600%. Some of the unscrupulous (i.e. all) could squeeze out more by adding milk and 7-up – possibly 1000%. Now if they bought the short-dates from us at £2 a pop instead of the usual £6.25 they … well, I could go on.

Bottom line: Even with the machines costing up to £14,000 it was a license to print money. A bit like taxi plates were in the same era.

White girl – The voices. It was the voices that told me to. They made me do I tell you. The voices.

Flirty – I’ll take an Amstel on that: “Eeeeeehhhhh … no!”

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]]> By: Flirty http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/comment-page-1/#comment-4116 Flirty Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:52:44 +0000 http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/#comment-4116 Brilliant title, Twenty will get very jealous, you could sell him the rights to it?<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('4116','Flirty'); return false;">Reply</a> </div> Brilliant title, Twenty will get very jealous, you could sell him the rights to it?
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]]> By: Mzungu Chick http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/comment-page-1/#comment-4111 Mzungu Chick Sun, 20 Jan 2008 12:45:13 +0000 http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/#comment-4111 Sorry Primal but I just have to ask about the water bed thing. I mean what would possess you to consume a water bed, unless of course you have an awful water shortage like we do a lot of the time - then completely understandable. In fact might see if I can source one myself for such an occasion.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('4111','Mzungu Chick'); return false;">Reply</a> </div> Sorry Primal but I just have to ask about the water bed thing. I mean what would possess you to consume a water bed, unless of course you have an awful water shortage like we do a lot of the time – then completely understandable. In fact might see if I can source one myself for such an occasion.
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]]> By: Grannymar http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/comment-page-1/#comment-4110 Grannymar Sun, 20 Jan 2008 11:36:19 +0000 http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/#comment-4110 Sneezy that so called whipped 'ice cream' gives the Mr Softee van owners 300% profit or did way back in the 80's. Yes, I did say 300%!<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('4110','Grannymar'); return false;">Reply</a> </div> Sneezy that so called whipped ‘ice cream’ gives the Mr Softee van owners 300% profit or did way back in the 80’s. Yes, I did say 300%!
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]]> By: Primal Sneeze http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/comment-page-1/#comment-4105 Primal Sneeze Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:16:57 +0000 http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/#comment-4105 Young Knudsen - I feel your pain. I drink one water bed - just one lousy water bed in forty plus years and I'm branded a pervert forever.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('4105','Primal Sneeze'); return false;">Reply</a> </div> Young Knudsen – I feel your pain. I drink one water bed – just one lousy water bed in forty plus years and I’m branded a pervert forever.
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]]> By: Old Knudsen http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/comment-page-1/#comment-4104 Old Knudsen Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:03:10 +0000 http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/#comment-4104 I am the John Craven of news. I bring news to the unwashed (kildare conts) and unedumacated (kildare conts)so they understand and believe my version of world events and I get called weird? Ah well love the blog, I'll be back.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('4104','Old Knudsen'); return false;">Reply</a> </div> I am the John Craven of news. I bring news to the unwashed (kildare conts) and unedumacated (kildare conts)so they understand and believe my version of world events and I get called weird?

Ah well love the blog, I’ll be back.

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]]> By: Primal Sneeze http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/comment-page-1/#comment-4101 Primal Sneeze Sun, 20 Jan 2008 04:32:26 +0000 http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/#comment-4101 Sam - I'm glad you're crappy. White girl - You didn't offend me in the slightest. Fresh-mix is concentrated cream with added sugars and flavourings. It's chilled and whipped in machines to make ice cream cones. Maybe all the talk of high-fat content and whipping is what turned the ladies off.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('4101','Primal Sneeze'); return false;">Reply</a> </div> Sam – I’m glad you’re crappy.

White girl – You didn’t offend me in the slightest. Fresh-mix is concentrated cream with added sugars and flavourings. It’s chilled and whipped in machines to make ice cream cones. Maybe all the talk of high-fat content and whipping is what turned the ladies off.

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]]> By: Mzungu Chick http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/comment-page-1/#comment-4100 Mzungu Chick Sun, 20 Jan 2008 03:58:25 +0000 http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/#comment-4100 Sorry Primal,really didn't mean to offend but you know how it is, someone else's misfortunes somehow always drown out mine and cheer me up immensely- He He! By the way, what on earth is 'fresh-mix ice cream'? - I don't suppose it came in a bottle that you could drop at scantily clad ladies doors if you hated it so much - but hey perhaps there's gap in the market!<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('4100','Mzungu Chick'); return false;">Reply</a> </div> Sorry Primal,really didn’t mean to offend but you know how it is, someone else’s misfortunes somehow always drown out mine and cheer me up immensely- He He! By the way, what on earth is ‘fresh-mix ice cream’? – I don’t suppose it came in a bottle that you could drop at scantily clad ladies doors if you hated it so much – but hey perhaps there’s gap in the market!
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]]> By: problemchildbride http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/comment-page-1/#comment-4097 problemchildbride Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:39:26 +0000 http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/#comment-4097 This new Crappenings category is crandy.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('4097','problemchildbride'); return false;">Reply</a> </div> This new Crappenings category is crandy.
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]]> By: Primal Sneeze http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/comment-page-1/#comment-4091 Primal Sneeze Sat, 19 Jan 2008 19:46:04 +0000 http://www.primalsneeze.com/2008/01/19/crappenings/#comment-4091 Grannymar - Yeah, good man Eolaí (and me). "Need a lift"? These are all about misfortunes. Annie - Almost as good as "blonk"? White girl - Cheer up? What did I say to Grannymar? These are stories about my miseries! Oh, and worked for a dairy once - selling fresh-mix ice cream - hated it.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('4091','Primal Sneeze'); return false;">Reply</a> </div> Grannymar – Yeah, good man Eolaí (and me). “Need a lift”? These are all about misfortunes.

Annie – Almost as good as “blonk”?

White girl – Cheer up? What did I say to Grannymar? These are stories about my miseries! Oh, and worked for a dairy once – selling fresh-mix ice cream – hated it.

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