
I am scratched and torn and bruised. And that’s only from the keyboard. You should see the injuries I’ve sustained from the manual work I’ve been doing this week.
If you were French, you might ask ouate de phoque à yeux bain duane? But you’re not, so don’t ask.
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‘You should see the injuries I’ve sustained from the manual work I’ve been doing this week.’
Did you need a manual for that? I’m gone as fast as the zimmer will allow!
Goodness Primal, would you like me to pop over with the Dettol and cotton wool hon?
Have you perhaps been the guinea pig for Bock’s latest enterprise? See http://bocktherobber.com/2008/02/bondage-furniture
I just hope you aren’t the poor individual in the last picture!
Grannymar - You need to train harder, young lady.
White girl - Wire brush and dettol would be more appropriate.
Stephen - Wasn’t me. But it felt as painful.
I’m on it! Wire brush in hand and dettol tucked in my back pocket. ;o)
Eau, pour dire! Ouate à petit! Eau pieux art note bas de lit cri pelle de. Gai toile sou âne.
Ha! Spake of the Week for sure there, Stwidgie.