Joke #something
By Primal Sneeze ~ August 31st, 2008. Filed under: Jokes.
Paddy: I’m off on me hols on Saturday for two weeks.
Mick: Nice one. Listen, would you get me 200 fags and a bottle of brandy. I’ll give you the money when you get back.
Two weeks later …
Paddy: There you go. 200 B&H and a bottle of Hennessy.
Mick: Good man. Fair play to ya. What do I owe ya?
Paddy: €106.50.
Mick: Oh suffering jayzez, that’s fierce dear. Where the hell were ya?
Paddy: Wexford.
Brilliant. Might not suit Fawlte Oirlands ad campaigns, though.
It only costs that much in Wexford?
* plans day trip *
@aonghus - They were on about tourism on The Sunday Business Show (Today FM) this morning. I should have phone in this one.
@TheChrisD - €75.50 for 200 B&H in any shop + €30.99 for Hennessy in the Next Door Off-Licence in Bunclody. Eh, no, I won’t be giving you an order, but enjoy the trip nonetheless.
That is enough to have smoke coming out your ears!
That was another reason to quit smoking. They’re $10 for a pack of 20 here.
@Grannymar - Boom cha!
@Medbh - They’re closer to CAD$12 here if I used the right rate.
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I had to reload a few times and had a giggle. Besides the ever-interesting posts, of course, your blog always has cool tricks. It’s like going into a toy store! Or better yet, it’s like listening to the Flight of the Conchords.
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With out even smiling I can tell you it would cost me $ 14 us dollars for the 200 B&H and $ 31 for a litre of Hennessy V.S.
So $ 31 euro. Send orders ill be back next month.
Fags, whiskey and coffee-mate was always my order. Well into 3 figures so.
@gaye - How come you are always first to notice these things first?
@MacDara - No messing? Serious? I’ll mail you an order tomorrow if you’re on.
@Eolaí gan Fhéile - What’s coffee-mate? Do I need some of that?
Cuz I am a leg-end?
Coffee-mate is that fake cream powdery thing you should NEVER put into your coffee. I think. Eeew.
Better have been a stick o’ rock thrown in for that price
@gaye - A leg-end you are, indeed.
The only thing that should go in coffee is more coffee.
@Quickroute - That reminds me - I was once given a stick o’ rock from the Vatican. You couldn’t possibly eat it - not with JP2’s face staring back at you and him after licking all those airports.