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Blackboard rumble

There is trouble brewing, my friends. Big trouble. This could get dirty. Brother against brother. Well, mother against mother or father against father more like.

The board of management of a primary school in the county has proposed bringing the opening time forward by half an hour from 9:20 to 8:50. 8:50 to 9:10 to be assembly time. At 9:10 formal instruction to commence. School to end a half an hour earlier at 2:30.

Why? Because a handful two handfuls of kids were being dropped off up to an hour before school-start. Far too long for small children to be left unsupervised in anybody’s book or in anybody’s school yard.

And so the uproar began. Pikes and bayonets were taken down from the rafters. The battle lines were drawn. And rightly so - after all, who wants to get up half an hour earlier than they have to? Who wants the kids coming home right smack in the middle of East Enders?

Assertions and questions were hastily prepared for throwing. Knees were limbered up for jerking. There were incidents and accidents. There were hints and allegations. A meeting was called and some roly-poly little bat-faced girl called Betty was pushed forward as an example.

Why, asked Al, her father, should Betty have to change her routine just because some parents are using the school as a play-pen? Somewhere to dump the kids on their way to work while they ducked back down the alley? The teachers are being used as babysitters.

An assembly time of 20 minutes? Al was aghast. So my Betty will lose 20 minutes out her daily education? Not good enough. You know, I don’t find this stuff amusing anymore.

It’s against the law to start school that early!

Now I don’t know much about Al. Maybe it’s his first time around. Maybe he’s got a short little span of attention. But what I do know, is that if you want to go jerking knees and throwing hints and allegations, then you do your research first. Sharpen your pike and bayonet.

If he’d bothered to ask Betty he’d know there has always been a 20 minute assembly time. Time to correct homework and so on.

If he’d bothered to check the department of eduction rules he’d know all schools are required to have a 20 minute assembly. That all pupils are expected to be in the school for the commencement of assembly time, not to ramble in any time during it. That the rules give the starting time as no later than 9.30 a.m. but do not specify a starting time.

He would know that the school’s responsibility of care applies only to school hours and a brief period before and after.

He would know the school insurance would not cover Betty if he were to drop her off too early or pick her up too late. He would know the management board have a duty to communicate this to parents engaging in the practice.

Al’s battle can be won. I for one would support him. The majority should not be imposed upon because a small minority are neglecting their offspring’s welfare. And let’s face it, leaving your child unaccompanied and unsupervised in a public place is neglect. If they were to do so in a supermarket or shopping mall for example, the children would be taken into care and the parents brought up on charges.

But Al, like Betty, needs to do his homework. Unsharpened bayonets don’t win wars. Jerking knees don’t win arguements.

15 Comments so far (Add 1 more)

  1. Just sounds like scatterings in the orphanages to me. If the teachers will be their bodygaurds they can be their long lost pal too!

    1. Conortje on October 9th, 2008 at 7:27 am
  2. @Conortje - Spot on! Great solution. Even the dogs in the moonlight know that.

    They better hurry though if they don’t want to end up a cartoon, in a cartoon graveyard.

    2. Primal Sneeze on October 9th, 2008 at 7:43 am
  3. He needs a photo-opportunity, call the Leader, call the Leader, spinning in infinity. Amen, and hallelujah!

    3. Conan Drumm on October 9th, 2008 at 10:46 am
  4. Interesting indeed… Seems to me that the problem would just switch to the afternoon then? Parents not collecting the kids until later?

    Was thinking recently how short the school days are here as opposed to back in the US. My best friend teaches kindergarten (jr. infants) over there and class starts at 8:15 and is over at 3:00. Now of course their curriculum is shit and they think world war II started in 1941 (no joke, they actually taught me that in 7th grade when we lived there, my Dad went ballistic) so what do they do with all that time???

    Hmmm…

    4. Deborah on October 9th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
  5. @Conan Drumm - This blog is going soft in the middle now? Why is it so soft in the middle? The rest of my blog is so hard!

    * Fek! Rapidly running out of lines here. I pity the final commenter *

    @Deborah - I reckon most will have to fork out for an extra half hour’s after-school care.

    I’m not surprised they teach the war started in 1941. They teach that Columbus discovered America, don’t they - lots of folk discovered it before then, but they had the sense to hush up about it.

    Jayzez, sez I to the lads, lads, will yiz keep yer gobs shut about this when we get back home or we’ll be the laughing stock“: source - The Chronicles of St. Brendan the Voyager and Handy Hurler.

    5. Primal Sneeze on October 9th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
  6. At least Al lets them call him Al. Droong. Droong.

    6. problemchildbride on October 9th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
  7. There will always be parents who abuse the drop off and pick up times, though. It must be really getting out of hand for the school to decide to do something about it.
    At a time when I was teaching self-defence kids classes, some of the students were being dropped off an hour early and picked up and hour late. Talk about 3 hours of shopping without the kids. Some even left their siblings along with the student (like all 4 of them). Chaos ensued and soon it became a problem to reckon with.

    7. Gaye on October 9th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
  8. @problemchildbride - Yeah. That’s something I suppose.

    @Gaye - And what was done about it?

    8. Primal Sneeze on October 10th, 2008 at 4:25 am
  9. We sent out a letter to everyone simply asking to drop their children off no more than 15 minutes prior to class and be at the Dojang 10 minutes before class ended so they can catch a glimpse of their sons and daughters, see how wonderful they are in class, cheer for them when appropriate and encourage them; because their children would love to have the support and attention of mummies and daddies even if it is for their last 10 minutes of the class. It worked for majority and the notorious few still chose to stick to their plan of utilising 3 hours of child minding - by us.
    I then spent time talking to the notorious parents 1 on 1 (phone or face to face) and told them unless they changed drop off pick up tactics we would have to cancel membership as we can’t afford to spare our staff (mainly me) to look after their kids instead of teaching classes. That threat worked! But naturally schools can’t say “well we will have to kick your children out of the education system if you don’t clean up your act…” I think the schools have it tough, that’s why they are trying to come up with different measures. Best of luck to them.

    9. Gaye on October 10th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
  10. send the little darlings to boarding school, sugar! ;) xoxo

    10. savannah on October 11th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
  11. An hour before the start of school? Why where there parents that crazy to drop their kids off so early? Surely they can change their own morning routine, rather than forcing every other family in the school to change theirs…

    11. TheChrisD on October 13th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
  12. The mornings are very dangerous times for children they should hire a pedo on the sly to hang around the school then leak the news of it and soon there won’t be any unsupervised kids. If you don’t have a pedo handy Paul Simon is creepy enough to do .

    12. old knudsen on October 14th, 2008 at 6:06 am
  13. @Gaye - The talking to the notorious parents bit is key. In fact, it is written into the departmental rules that schools must follow. It would seem few school heads are as brave as you.

    @savannah - Nah! They’d just drop them off a week before term starts.

    @TheChrisD - That’s what I would have thought too.

    @old knudsen - I’ve had a word with the board of management. Expect a call from them today.

    13. Primal Sneeze on October 14th, 2008 at 7:30 am
  14. Amen, and hallelujah.

    14. Catherine on October 15th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
  15. @Catherine - Yeah, sister!

    15. Primal Sneeze on October 16th, 2008 at 8:28 am

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