· Yeah, shur why not.

· 7/1, but you could have gotten 15/2.

· Straight on and then take the N7 - signposted Limerick.

· No, sorry. Can’t. I’m up to me oxters this week.

· Ah, ya know yerself. Tipping away.

· €3.70

· It was the year Jet Ski Lady won the Oaks.

· Jayzez, I haven’t a clue. Ask the Joe lad. He’ll know.

· I’ll know in July.

· Born, bred and buttered. 65KE reg me.

Have fun making up your own questions.