Primal Sneeze

There’s to be a wedding in July. A posh affair – she’s not even pregnant.
They’ll make a lovely couple. Good humoured, witty, hard-working and almost mentally stable.
The stag was last weekend. There’s not much to tell. A vow of omertà was taken I’m told.
There was a pre-hen party too. The chicken as the ladies called [...]

Everyone is claiming Susan Boyle as their own after her success on Britain’s Got Talent. You know the kind of thing …
Oh shur I knew Susan Boyle when she only a pimple.
In all the hype, we are forgetting Pebbles. Or are we?
From the Corrigan Brothers (formally known as Hardy Drew & the Nancy Boys), via [...]

I had to hand off a prototype of a site to a client this morning.
She has somewhat of a niche business – she offers courses in wedding etiquette for brides, grooms and indeed the whole wedding party if desired.
You know the kind of thing. How to throw the bouquet with landing on your arse; how [...]

Okay. Okay. So the muse has failed me and I have to resort to posting a list of the search terms that brought (disturbed) people to my blog. Best I can do for the moment. Sorry.
“Tempus fugit phonetic” – How much more phonetic can you get?
“Nais ass” (via the Lithuanian Department of Agriculture) – Define [...]

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Cheating is allowed – you can vote as often as you like. Which means it’s not really cheating then I suppose.

For many years I worked with the same company. (Note the Freudian slip? with not for). Except for one unsavoury incident, I truly loved every minute of my time there. The work was interesting, but what made it was the people. HR did a great job of selecting new hires that would fit in – [...]