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The Republican, Steeplejills and Bus Áras

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

When he was younger he ran the family pub but left it to flirt briefly with the restaurant trade before returning to his true calling – pulling pints. And so he became know as the Re-publican. A master of malapropism and maladroit with words generally, he has always been good for a giggle. On slow [...]

Referendums on trousers

Sunday, January 27th, 2008

The Fat Controller returned my thesis, suggesting some changes and correcting some errors. One of my frequent “errors” was using the phrase these data show instead of the data shows. My reply: | Thanks for getting back to me so quickly, FC. I will work on this over the weekend. | In the meantime, I [...]

The Txt Speak Debate

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

Having promised not to repeat the conversation to the parties concerned, I was asked by Goshia how her new friends, Aisling and Ellen, managed to hold down their jobs seeing as both were illiterate. Ireland, she surmised, was amazingly tolerant of people with serious learning difficulties. The reason for her concern: Text messages she received [...]

Strange Announcements

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

I had EuroNews on the TV this morning. Every 5 minutes or so they made the following announcement. Boris Yeltsin will be buried live here on EuroNews today. If they go ahead with it, it will be the best reality TV ever. It reminds me of years ago when a work colleague sent out an [...]

Student literacy levels

Friday, March 30th, 2007

This week, Din-do ran an article by Kim Bielenberg about literacy levels amongst Irish students. He quoted economist Moore McDowell (yeah, yer man’s brother) who described some of his own students as barely semi-literate. Dr. Martin O’Grady was also quoted: It is a big problem. Many students don’t even put capital letters at the start [...]

It’s its – their there – and other common errors

Saturday, July 22nd, 2006

Something that really bugs me is when journalists use their instead of they’re or there; your instead of you’re and its instead of it’s. Ok, I admit, the latter case is so common that it can be excused, however there should be no confusion with the other two. Their and your denote possession. e.g. Your [...]

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