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Know thy neighbour

Macra na Feirme’s second annual Know You Neighbour weekend is on the 14th and 15th of this month. What is that all about?
Well to start with, Macra na Feirme, is Ireland’s young farmers’ association. If you are a member, or in the know otherwise, you get to call it da macra. That shows you are [...]

Recruitment Cuntsultants

Her Ladyship’s posts about recruitment cuntsultants brought back memories of loathing and frustration. It’s been two years since I’ve had anything to do with them, but reading her tirade and the follow-up by Kav, made it seem like just, I dunno, just two years ago. In a couple of months I will have to face [...]

The wisdom of age

My neighbour is a wise old man. He knows many things. He knows when it is a nice day. When it is a cold one. When the wind is from the north. That it’s a long walk to the village. That there are too many cars on the road. That the Murrays left their gate [...]

Chose your words carefully

My neighbour wasn’t at home yesterday morning when DHL arrived with a very large parcel. Being the civic minded gent that I am, I volunteered to take it.
Seeing her drive in later, I went out and shouted across the fence:
- You got a big box.
- And you’ve got a small dick. Now fuck off!
I really [...]