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The NCT

July 23, 2008 – 5:42 am

Ladies and gentlemen of the brewery, I give you, the N-C-T. The National Car Test. Taaa daaa!
A test introduced in 2000 offering us safer, cleaner motoring. It appears from the NCT website it also offers whiter teeth and prettier children. That’s what we all want, right? To be able to drive our beautiful offspring around [...]

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Car salesmen

June 22, 2008 – 6:06 pm

Listen, Sneezy, I was wondering …
I hate it when it starts like that.
That usually means I’m about to asked to do something soul destroying like go to Boots and pick her up a jar of Wrinkle-Eze™. And I can’t find it on the shelf. And I have to get help. And they snigger and ask [...]

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Strange days and holidays

March 17, 2008 – 10:41 am

Thursday was bitter cold. Bitter as a 70-year-old virgin. The painter’s fingers quickly turned a Smurf blue as he put masking tape on the windows. I helped as best I could with coaching and encouragement - Another one down, Lar. You’re motoring now. I’m sure he appreciated my assistance though he never said. Must be [...]

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A Lidl courtesy please

January 12, 2008 – 7:22 am

Roughly once a month I go to the German shop to get all the all the stuff I didn’t list here. For a discount store that gets bad press betimes, I have always been overwhelmed by the service. Until this week that is.
A trolley with 6 trays of cat food for my neighbour, who, by [...]

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Men are from Mars. Women are from Argos.

October 31, 2007 – 8:05 am

A woman is out shopping when she gets a call to say there’s been a terrible accident and her husband’s been taken to hospital badly injured. Making her way to the car she notices a sign over the entrance to the new mall: Today only - All stores, all items, just €5. I’ll just have [...]

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