There’s to be a wedding in July. A posh affair – she’s not even pregnant. They’ll make a lovely couple. Good humoured, witty, hard-working and almost mentally stable. The stag was last weekend. There’s not much to tell. A vow of omertà was taken I’m told. There was a pre-hen party too. The chicken as [...]
O, my love is like a red, red rose That floats on high o’er vales and hills So wrote the poet. Or poets, for this was a group poem. A precursor to the group blog. These men were ahead of their time. But in those times there were no awards for group poetry so Burns [...]
Ultan, or Ultan Bator as he’s known, rambled in and flopped down on the stool next me. I’m in the wars, Sneezy. Or at least I will be. I completely forgot it was St. Hallmark’s day today. The shop’s sold out and herself’ll be getting off work any minute now. She’ll have a face on [...]
Ladies and gentlemen of the brewery, I give you, the N-C-T. The National Car Test. Taaa daaa! A test introduced in 2000 offering us safer, cleaner motoring. It appears from the NCT website it also offers whiter teeth and prettier children. That’s what we all want, right? To be able to drive our beautiful offspring [...]
Listen, Sneezy, I was wondering … I hate it when it starts like that. That usually means I’m about to asked to do something soul destroying like go to Boots and pick her up a jar of Wrinkle-Eze™. And I can’t find it on the shelf. And I have to get help. And they snigger [...]
Thursday was bitter cold. Bitter as a 70-year-old virgin. The painter’s fingers quickly turned a Smurf blue as he put masking tape on the windows. I helped as best I could with coaching and encouragement – Another one down, Lar. You’re motoring now. I’m sure he appreciated my assistance though he never said. Must be [...]
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